…religion and shit…

Taoism – Shit happens.

Hinduism – This shit happened before.

Islam – If shit happens, take a hostage.

Buddhism – When shit happens, is it really shit?

7th day Adventist – Shit happens on Saturday.

Protestantism – Shit won’t happen if I work harder.

Catholicism – If shit happens, I deserve it.

Jehovah’s witness – Knock, knock, “shit will happen!”

Judaism – Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hare Krishna – Shit happens rama rama ding dong

Atheism – No shit !

TV evangelism – Send more shit !

Rastafarians – Let’s smoke this shit !



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